BIRTH PAINS
A man went to see the
Pastor of his Parish because he was terribly worried.
The Priest asked the
man what seemed to gravely trouble him.
“A few years ago,”
the man said, “I went home one day and heard my wife singing the song Tea For
Two”.
“That’s a nice song,”
the Priest remarked.
“Yes, I agree it’s a
nice song but the following year my wife gave birth to twins,” the man replied.
“But that’s
wonderful!” remarked the Priest.
“No, no Father, hear
me out, remarked the man, “ because the following year, one day when I got home
I saw my wife watching the movie Three Musketeers on Television.”
“That’s a good
movie,” the Priest replied.
“Well I agree,” the
man said, “but two years later my wife gave birth to triplets!”
“Really? Why are you
worried now with five kids in a row the more the merrier,” the Priest said.
“Last night,” the man
replied, “I found my wife reading quite a heavy book entitled ‘The Birth of a
Nation,’ now shouldn’t I be worried?”
“Holy Abraham!” the
Priest exclaimed.
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