THE
OLD LADY’S HAT
An
old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on
tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A
gentleman approached her and said,"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be
forward, but do you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes,
I know," said the lady,"But I need both hands to hold onto this
hat."
"But,
madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman
surprised.
The
woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you
see down there is 85 years old. And I just bought this new hat yesterday!"
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